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“Prison Break” is back, biotches!!!

The premiere opens with some mysterious figures in a smoky room running down names of the escapees. Some notes: They mention that Not-Hilary Hilary is now the President and Michael is named the prison break mastermind. It appears The Conspiracy is going to sic the bespeckled man after the Prison Break Gang.

The escape is on - Now!

On the run, on foot, and chased by a pissed off Bellick, the prison break gang are trying to keep from killing each other before they reach Abruzzi’s parked plane and take off for Mexico. Then Abruzzi pulls a gun and T-Bag, being the resourceful serial killer that he is, quickly snaps handcuffs around himself and Michael. No!!!!!!!!!

The escape is on! Oh hell yeah!

So what we have here is a full episode devoted to the gang trying to keep from killing each other just long enough to make it through Michael’s labyrinthe-like escape plan. It’s a tricky sucker, and of course completely unrealistic. But damn is it fun!

Almost out, but not quite!

So Michael Scofield has to move up the escape plan after Bellick locates the hole in the guard’s room thanks to the rat. How far “up” does the plan have to go? How about later that night!

Of course “that night” means next week’s episode, according to the previews.