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“24″ is back with its 6th season and here’s the online trailer. Check out Jack’s beard! I guess his trip to China wasn’t very…nice.

This isn’t news news, but I just ran across it today, so it’s news to me. As we all know, Jack Bauer got shanghaied (literally!) at the end of Season 5 when Chinese agents snatched him and tossed him into a cargo container, and the last we saw of Jack he was being taken to China via a large cargo ship. And so everyone thought Season 6 would of course be set in China. Well guess again, kiddos!

Here’s a great idea for a primetime network TV show — “Heroes”, about a group of seemingly normal people who discover that they have some sort of “super DNA” that gives them superpowers. Basically they’re mutants, and they band together to save the world. Ali Larter, Adrian Pasdar, and Milo Ventimiglia are part of the cast.

Check it out, kids, the trailer for the “Aquaman” TV show, which was supposed to be a spin-off from the Superman show “Smallville” by the same guys. It never got picked up for the new WB network the CW, but might (and I stress might) show up later as a mid-season replacement, which if it happens, would mean Fall or thereabouts. Mid-season pick-ups are shows that replace under-performing shows already on the schedule.

Okay, look, we all know Jessica Alba can’t act. I mean, she can act, but she can’t really act. She’s a nice girl and all, but let’s be real about this — that young body and high forehead (but especially that young body she isn’t shy about revealing) is what’s gotten her moving up the ranks of Hollywood’ starlets. And now here’s news that Jessica Alba will be hosting the MTV Movie Awards.