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Holy crap, Elias Koteas just walked onto the set of “House” and shot House in the stomach than put a second round in his head. Or in the direction of his head. Oh hell yeah! Now I remember why I love this show.

So House has been shot, but thankfully he’s still alive. (Like, duh, the show is called “House”, not “Omar Epps”.) As it turns out, Koteas got House in the neck with the second round, so our foul-mood hero wakes up with a bullet in the gut and a bandage around his neck, but with his mean motor mouth still clearly intact. Hallelujah!

Getting shot wasn’t bad enough, but Koteas (after getting shot by security) ends up in the same room as House. After Koteas confesses that he just wanted to shoot House so he will suffer, House does the House thing and, well, makes the guy suffer back. I love this guy.

The “disease of the week” is a guy with an enlarged tongue and who is married to a super hottie. Or is he? House thinks he’s talking to Big Tongue Guy’s wife, when he’s informed that she doesn’t exist. Oooooh boy.

Best scene? House eating Mexican food at a Mexican fast food joint while still wearing his hospital gown. Priceless.

SPOILERS AHEAD

Cuddy put House through an experimental cure while he was out, and while it’s taking away the pain in his leg, it might be making him dumber!